Newest Weight Loss Findings – An April Fools Test

In honor of the holiday, I’ve devised a small April Fool’s test.  Its always interesting to take a look at some of the more marvelous stories in the field of weight loss and fitness.  So, I thought we might take a moment to see some of the more fantastic, yet unbelievable stories from the world of weight loss, fitness, and health.

An April Fool’s Test

See if you can pick out truth from fiction…

1. If you don’t believe that “Super Sizing” is a common theme in our eating habits, you might be shocked to learn that even The Last Supper isn’t immune.  Researchers have recently discovered that more recent depictions of the feast show ever-growing portion sizes painted in the pictures.
2. Designers of flesh-eating bacteria have invented a new strain of the little creatures that feed solely on fat.  Researchers believe that, properly controlled, these little workers could be injected just beneath the skin and allowed to feed for a controlled period of time, consuming sub-cutaneous fat to yield just the look you want.  This invention would allow you to dial in exactly the %-body fat you seek.  In moments.
3. The SpeedFit is a new invention for the weight loss industry that promises to revolutionize weight loss.  With a stated goal to “…transform this country from a fat one to a fit one in a single generation…”, this new invention promises untold advantages for weight loss.  Use of this treadmill – that moves in concert with movement by the user, promises to maintain or even improve fitness levels, with just 10-minutes of exercise a day.  Or less

Which is it?  How good is your April Fools B.S. sensor?

Tune in tomorrow to find out.

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